Cat,
The name the dog question was hilarious. But the woman has no sense of humor. Since she doesn’t like her m-i-l and would happily associate her directly with a dog, she ought to go along with Jud, but use a faux-mountain accent (Jud is that kind of name anyway) so it sounds like JooooD. Then anyone can see it as a negative take on the mother-in-law.
Cat:
The person that wrote in about their brother in law letting his ex-girlfriend come around the family and his new girlfriend – the succubus guy. Why does the brother in law have a girlfriend? Shouldn’t the brother in law be married to the writer’s sister?
Dear Reader,
Funny, I actually thought the same thing for a second and many other readers inquired the same. The answer is: Not necessarily. The bro-in-law could be divorced and now dating, or just single, plain and simple.
—Cat
Cat:
Blonde Extortion did not say how long she waited before returning to the salon. Most stylists will fix issues for free within a window of 48 hours to a week, depending on how hard it is to get in to see them. Beyond that, though, the customer is expected to pay up because it’s not considered a “fix” anymore. I’ve always thought this was a fair policy – consider the easily bored client who would come in for “fixes” after two or three weeks otherwise – and I don’t think you can make a solid “call” without knowing how much time lapsed between visits. What does “recently” mean?
Dear Reader,
Good point. I 100% agree that anyone who expects a free color fix after a week is expecting the unreasonable.
—Cat
Dear Cat:
Happy 5th! I remember when your column first started running and I swear that I’ve read every single one since then. I don’t always agree with you but damn if I don’t keep reading you anyway. I read three newspapers every day and I must commend you on today’s column, especially because of the last ‘call’. Here’s hoping I’ll be writing you a “Happy 20th” email down the line.
—J.D. (Pgh native & 10 yr resident of Chicago, IL)
Great calls today!! Just thought Id let u no! First time I read it and agree with everything u said!!~
Happy Anniversary! Right on and a bit inspirational. Kudos.
Con “cat” ulations!
—’Bob’
P.S. Nice column today.
Hi there Cat:
Nice to see you get behind white jeans. A risky and unorthodox fashion choice but on the right woman they’re hot as hell. Instead of getting behind white jeans, how ‘bout getting in them and posting a picture of your ass. That smile + that attitude + the ass we all know you have…hmm, methinks that’d be spankably delicious.
—A Fan (Austin, TX)
Dear Fan,
Thanks for the vote of confidence. Catthinks a great ass looks good in most things.
Cat,
I just love reading your column! I always look forward to Tuesday mornings! Todayâs was perhaps the best one yet. Your response to âSeparate But Notâ was dead on, sharp, and a hoot! I am happily married to my lovely wife for seven years, with two little boys and a third on the way. When we were courting, she declined to call me during the whole time before we got engaged, saying that she believed the man should do the pursuing (i.e. â calling, asking her out, etc.), because she saw herself as a treasure worth finding. For that reason, among others, we did not sleep together or live together before marriage. Her line of thought went like this: Was she worth the wait to me? Well, then, perhaps I could be husband material for her. And truth be told, she really is a treasure, and it was so worth it. Now, donât think sheâs some sort of diva-type woman. She is humble and caring and my very best friend. Because of her self-esteem and respect for me before marriage, we have a spectacular (no, really, I mean it!) life together. We have thankfully avoided some of the situations you get from a few of your readers. Thanks again for your column. I love it! Have a great day!
—Jon in Bradenton, Florida
Hi Cat,
I am Mr. Double Standard from your column. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think you’re right. I didn’t expect your answer at all, I thought you were going to say something completely different. I might have to write to you again. Or maybe I should try dating you. That’s something to think about.
—Mr. Single Standard From Now On
